You should send me hungover asks with my bf
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
why did my neighbors name their wifi network this
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!
Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.
Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.
Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”. Then by all means, print tiny dicks.
Wizardstan dropping some knowledge
convinced that Jen wants to be a Disney character
Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit
Oh my god
i am so sorry
HES LOOKING AT THE CAMERA LIKE “HELL YEAH I DO”
Can we all take the time to admit that we all cried like freaking babies at the start of Star Trek 2009.
Reminder that Benedict Cumberbatch admitted he did.
One of the only movies that goes from zero to feels in like 0.000001 seconds.
also we can’t forget that Thor and Emma Swan are the parents of Jim Kirk
Can we all just have a moment to think about how this scene was Chris Hemsworth’s movie acting debut